Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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