In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i believe in u and ur pee
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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