there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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