so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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