You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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