On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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