I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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