I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
literally had 100 drinks last night.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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go home
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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