why didn't you poke me back
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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