We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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