I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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