Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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