Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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