I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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