shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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