Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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