tell your sister to shave her snatch
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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