5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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