normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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