I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You made out with two different species that night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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