he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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