i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
pray to the hookup gods
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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