he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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