I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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