So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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