My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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