He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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