My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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