I can't watch pbs sober anymore
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you inspire me to be a worse person
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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