seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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