I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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