Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just high enough for therapy.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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