I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Found your dick twin last night
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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