Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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