shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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