so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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