Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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