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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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