Ambien. No doubt about it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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