My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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