I bet he comes in French.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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