idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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