just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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