u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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