32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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