So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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