You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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