Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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