He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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