it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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