Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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