O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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