everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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