you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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